Homemade Donuts

Similar to how we treat domesticated animals, we, as humans, like to reward ourselves with treats. Treat rewards are particularly relevant in managing children’s behavior and perhaps this is why I associate donuts with childhood.  Sit still for at least 50% of Mass on Sunday? Post-liturgy basement donut sale! Make it to morning swim practice over summer vacation without a meltdown? Dunkin Donuts is conveniently on the way home and has a drive through. No shoes, no shirts, no problems

The fall starting fourth grade was a donut heavy one as I managed to fracture my right arm and two fingers one after the other. My mother treated me to a coffee coolata and strawberry frosted (WITH sprinkles) post-orthopedist appointments that were aplenty that fall.  The subsequent sugar rush soothed my emotions as I was completely torn up having to miss out on all those Saturday afternoons in Umbros and a neon cotton t-shirt with some international team name emblazoned across the back (I think I would’ve been a member of the “China” squad that fall).

My  “adult” awareness of what constitutes a nutritional breakfast has decreased my donut consumption overall, as I walk by Dunkin Donuts on the reg without giving second thought to Barbie pink icing.  Food trends, however, have made donuts more prevalent than ever, as boutique donut purveyors beyond national chains churn out “gourmet” varieties that include exotic spices and booze infused fillings.  In Philadelphia we can enjoy Federal Donuts, the new Beiler’s Bakery stall in the Terminal, and an assortment of South Philly bakeries.  

I’ve always been hesitant to try making donuts because deep frying can really stink up a kitchen/apartment. I was sold on the idea, however, after reading a recent feature in Saveur magazine. The recipes were simple, the instructions clear. If I could get 2” of canola oil to 350 degrees in a 6-qt sauce pan, I could do it. I know places like Beiler’s will always hold a competitive advantage until I acquire bathtub size vats of glaze and an industrial deep-fryer and apparate them up the four steep flights of stairs to my apartment, but I was quite pleased with the results, and homemade donuts will be making a debut on the Mother’s Day menu this weekend!

I chose an Old-Fashioned Spiced Sour Cream recipe from the Saveur feature because I had all the ingredients on hand for the dough and the glaze.  Actually, I didn't have All Spice, but I did have ground Mace, so I used a few dashes of that instead.  Also, sour cream donuts are generally amazing, and I was not ready to take to the time to make a yeast-raised variety.   I cut the recipe by 2/3 and got 8 smallish (2 ½- 3”) donuts, more than enough for my purposes.

Pre-Glazing.

The spice really came through in the glaze, but I experimented with just powdered sugar, and that was really good, too. You could also use a plain vanilla glaze if you don’t have the spices (I have a lot of spices leftover from Lebkuchen baking at Christmas). I got a great crust on the batch I made, and they were not cloyingly sweet.  My apartment did sort of smell like McDonald’s after I was done, but nothing some open windows and scented candles couldn’t fix by the time I went to bed.

After the flip.

Getting Puffed and Golden.

I managed fine on my own, but this would be a fun thing to do in a group.  As with all deep frying, there is a lot to keep track of between managing the oil temperature, timing for flipping/rotating, actually forming and preparing whatever you are frying, so if you can divvy up the jobs, more power to the group. I was aided by the stopwatch on my iPhone and a small kitchen where nothing is ever really out sight or reach. 

The Finished Product!

Strawberry Muffins

There has been a big push over the past couple years to shop and cook seasonally and locally. As I’ve read numerous articles on the subject, browsed restaurant menus littered with names of local creameries and farms, and planned at home menus revolving around root vegetables and baby greens depending on the date, I’ve come to two conclusions:

1.       Shopping and cooking locally is pricey.

2.       Shopping and cooking seasonally is easier, and not so pricey.

Farmer’s markets are the classic, no-brainer outlet for local shopping.   They are an excellent opportunity for local producers to display and sell their wares without a brick and mortar establishment that they likely could not afford/nor have any interest in. Farmer’s markets are also about community--- local shoppers browsing local goods, supporting one another. Who doesn’t feel good helping a neighbor out?  I mean, even if I can’t digitally touch an Amish farmer from Lancaster County via Facebook friendship, I might as well extend a helping hand buy paying $20/lb for their goat milk cheddar.

Farmer's Market in Lyon with my bestie, J.

Don’t get me wrong, I love a good farmer’s market, but I’ve decided I’d much rather turn my consumer focus to driving my menus around seasonal goods, in any venue.  It’s simple economics. When a fruit or vegetable is in season, because it is the correct season for it to grow and flourish, there is much more of it. What happens when supply is in abundance, and a surplus occurs? Prices go down!  Ever pay $5 for a lb of semi-yellow/pink strawberries in the dead of winter just so you could dip them in chocolate and hand feed them to your lover in front of a roaring fire? That same $5 will get you TWO lbs of strawberries in May, and they will be red, and delicious, and taste like candy. You won’t need to slather them in cocoa calories either to enjoy them, so hello hot bod. It’s a win-win.

Probably the best strawberries I ever had. Went back for a 2nd carton.

Furthermore, when you end up with two pounds of delicious strawberries, the gastronomic possibilities seem endless! You can rinse on a handful and enjoy them as is, chop a few up and throw them in your cereal or yogurt, put some in a blender with some rum and sugar….

Or, you can do what I did, and make strawberry muffins.  I stopped at Whole Foods on my way home from work to pick up some regular milk to make yogurt (I usually only keep Soy in my fridge for cereal), and I was greeted in the front of the store by a beautiful display of strawberries (they are just so clever with their product placement there). I couldn’t resist, even though I knew I had a lb of strawberries I had cut up the other day sitting in the fridge, untouched.  

Also in my fridge were a lb of butter, a few glugs of buttermilk, and an opened container of sour cream with approximately one tablespoon missing.  What I had to open an ENTIRE container of sour cream to procure one tbs of the stuff for is beyond me, but I hate waste, and I’m definitely not down to eat sour cream by the spoonful with MDW a few weeks away. I turned to the interwebz for inspiration and decided some of 2 lb pile of sweet, juicy loot would go to a batch of strawberry muffins.  I was also inspired one of my favorite treats, the French Berry Roll from Metropolitan Bakery, which sometimes has whole pieces of strawberry in it.

Do you know the Muffin Man?

These muffins came out very moist, and not too sweet, just how I like them. I ate one right out of the oven with a little butter on it, some jam would’ve been nice, but I was too lazy to get up and get it once I settled down with my muffin and my book. They could be made sweeter with some more sugar, or maybe a swirl of Nutella, or some of that pretty crystallized sugar sprinkled on top, but these worked for my taste.   The strawberries I got are excellent, fragrant, and very strawberry (really looking forward to eating some plain), so their flavor really came through and they aren’t just anonymous pieces of fruit in a muffin.

om nom nom nom

Strawberry Muffins (makes a dozen)

Adapated from Joyful Baker 

Dry Ingredients

2 ¼ cups of flour

1 ½ tsp baking powder

¼ tsp baking soda

½ tsp coarse salt

½ cup light brown sugar

Tsp of lemon zest

Wet Ingredients

2/3 cup sour cream

2 eggs, lightly beaten

½ cup butter, melted and cooled to room temp

½ - 1 cup of buttermilk

1 tbs vanilla extract

1 ½ cups strawberries cut into small pieces

Preheat oven to 350 and line a 12 cup muffin pan with paper liners. Melt the butter and let it cool to room temperature.

In a large bowl, Whisk together the first four dry ingredients, and then add the strawberries. Mix the strawberries gently into the flour mixture so that they are coated with the flour. This will prevent them from sinking to the bottom of the muffins. Mix in the sugar and the lemon zest and stir gently until just combined.

Lightly beat the 2 eggs in the bottom of a medium bowl.  Whisk in the sour cream, and then the melted butter once it is cool. Add the vanilla.  Make sure all ingredients are combined, but do not overbeat.

Add the wet ingredient mixture to the dry and give it a stir. Add the buttermilk as necessary. I found the batter to be really dense and sticky, and added close to a cup of buttermilk.  I would add it about ¼ cup at a time until the batter is still sticky, but definitely wet, with all the dry ingredients incorporated.   If you don’t have buttermilk, regular milk would work, too.

Divide the batter evenly among the muffin cups and bake for 20-25 minutes. Definitely check the muffins at 20, mine needed an extra 5, but it all depends. Once a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, they are done. Remove the muffins from the pan and allow to cool on a rack.

You could certainly use yogurt in this recipe rather than sour cream. I always use reduce fat sour cream, and it’s what I had.   Adding a ¼ cup of white sugar would also sweeten them, perhaps if you were serving them to kids, and maybe melting a cup of Nutella and swirling it through the batter would make them more dessert-y.  I think the easiest addition would be a sprinkle of crystallized sugar on top, or maybe some sliced almonds.  If you want to be fancy, easy upgrade to a mixed berry muffin by substituting a portion of the strawberries with blueberries or blackberries. 

Chicken Piccata

Pan sauces are great because they are essentially a one-pot meal. Also, some of the best ones include wine, so I’m naturally inclined towards them.

Switching topics real quick, in my family, we have a “vinegar gene”. A bunch of us really like vinegary, lemony, brine-y foods. Mustard pickle with a side of grilled cheese? Double trips to the pickle bar at our fave Jewish deli? Asking for a pickle if they forgot to put one on your sandwich platter? Capers and balsalmic in your tuna salad? Eating whole lemons ?(actually, that’s just my mother) If you, or someone you love has shown any of these symptoms, he or she may also possess the vinegar gene The only way to satiate it is to have multiple jars of pickles and vinegars in the pantry at all times.

Back to pan sauces. One of my favorite pan sauces is Piccata. I love Piccata because it includes lots of brine-y, acidic ingredients. White wine, capers, lemon---all these things are the tops. I guess there are zillion ways to make Piccata, and an Italian grandmother might turn her nose up at mine, but whatever. I make it a little different every time I make it. Sometimes it depends on my protein. If I make a seafood Piccata, like a swordfish or salmon, I don’t flour the fish. I just pan sear it and then make the sauce in the pan. These versions have more lemon; with extra lemon wedges serve on the side.  When I make it with chicken, and flour the cutlets, I use more oil and butter, so the sauce has a little less edge.

Piccata is also a favorite because it’s easy, and I generally have all the ingredients on hand. I buy big jars of capers at Costco, and use them in pasta sauces, tuna salad, and salad dressings.

Finished Product!

I made Chicken Piccata tonight and was really pleased with it. I had one really large chicken breast I thawed, probably about a half pound worth, so I stamped it out. I was tempted tot throw it on the grill pan and make tacos, but I didn’t have any corn tortillas---no corn tortillas, but I sure as shit had lemons, white wine, and capers. 

Lots of oil.

Golden goodness.

As I become more comfortable with pan-frying, recipes like this turn out better and better for me. Once I got over the amount of oil or butter it takes to get a really good golden brown, I’ve experienced excellent results. I browned the cutlets in this recipe in olive oil, and then used a butter and olive oil combo in the sauce. The olive oil keeps the butter from burning, and the butter adds a rich, creaminess.

Chicken Piccata (serves 2)

For the chicken:

½ pound chicken breasts, stamped out to ½ in thick

½ cup flour

¾ cup olive oil

salt & pepper

For the sauce:

2 tbs butter

1/3 cup olive oil

1 cup white wine

Clove of garlic, minced

Pinch red pepper flakes

Juice of one lemon (see note below*)

1/3 cup capers (more or less depending on your preference)

Stamp out the chicken breasts to ½ inch in thickness. Season the chicken with salt and pepper. Place the flour in a shallow bowl, or pie dish, and coat the chicken evenly on all sides with flour, and shake off the excess.

Heat the olive oil over medium-high heat. Once the oil is HOT, ie the chicken crackles and sizzles when you touch it in the oil, place the chicken in the pan, with space between, and brown on each side for about 3-4 minutes. Do not move it around, but monitor the heat of the pan. I turned the burner down to closer to medium while the chicken browned and it stayed hot enough.

Once the chicken is a nice golden brown, remove it from the pan and place it on a plate with a paper towel to help soak up excess oil. Get rid of the oil you friend the chicken in and wipe the pan clean with a paper towel.

Time to get saucy.

Melt the butter and heat the oil in the pan over medium high heat. Add the minced garlic and red pepper flakes and let it simmer for about 30 seconds. If you manage to burn the garlic, start over. You will know you burned it because it smells gross.

Dump the wine in the pan, and allow the sauce to simmer and the alcohol to cook off, about 2 minutes. After the initial sizzle and deglaze, I turned the heat down to medium while it simmered. Add the lemon juice and the capers, and allow to simmer for another 30  seconds – 1 minute. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Couldn't you bathe in it?

Spoon the hot sauce over the chicken and enjoy immediately. This goes really well with pasta and roast potatoes if you want a starch, or just by itself. If you are serving this over pasta, you might want to bump up the amount of sauce by about a third.  I just had green beans with mine, so the sauce was just the right amount.

 *If you aren’t a huge lemon person, cut back on the lemon juice. Maybe start with juice of half a lemon and add more at the end. One person a lemon lover the other not? Keep the juice in the sauce minimal, and serve the chicken with lemon wedges.

Mise en Place

I would hardly call myself an organized person. I pay a lot of late fees, miss birthdays, make impulse purchases, and buy snacks when I already have a forgotten drawer full two feet away.  For every victory I achieve in organization, like changing my wardrobe from winter to spring, I am sure to incur at least one failure, like getting a notice that a small medical bill has gone to a collection agency because I forgot to pay it.  The one place that I really like to remain organized, however, is in the kitchen.

I mentioned before that I have received temporary and partial bans in the past from my mother’s kitchen because I would make horrific messes. A lot of the messes that I made stemmed from the fact I was extremely disorganized. I would forget a cup of sugar, forget to crack an egg, leave something on the burner too long, resulting in hasty last minute corrections laden with spills, splats, and yucks.  Thankfully, it is fairly easy to be organized in the kitchen with small amounts of planning and prep work.

One of my favorite culinary concepts is “mise en place”, which literally translates to, “put in place”. If you can follow the concept of mise en place, you can really get cooking in the kitchen (hehe).  You know how when you watch a cooking show, they have all those cute little bowls filled with the measured portions of the ingredients, and they just effortlessly dump everything in as they bop along? I mean, I’m sure Ina Garten has several slaves kitchen elves that do all this for her, but it’s really not that hard, and it makes life a lot easier.  Any home cook can do it, and feel super clever.

The first step to effective mise en place is reading a recipe thoroughly. I still don’t always do this, but I at least read the ingredients list, and pay attention to words like, chopped, minced, sliced, room temperature. 

most everything is out, the coffee isn't going in this recipe, though.

The second step is to pull out all your ingredients, although maybe first, while you are reading the recipe, you should check off (at least mentally) to make sure you have them in your pantry/fridge.  Some things like olive oil, salt, and pepper may be readily accessible near the stove and you don’t necessarily need to move them, but just make sure they are close by.  

chopped and loaded!

Once you have done these two things, you are ready to get moving. I sometimes move straight down the list of ingredients, finely slicing a piece of garlic, chopping tomatoes, cubing chicken, but I generally try to do all like ingredients together. I chop up all my vegetables, measure out all my spices, and pour all my liquids, giving my undivided to each ingredient group one at a time.

It is also important to keep in mind what tools you need to use for each part. Only have one good chopping knife? Do all your veg first and then your raw protein to avoid cross contamination and having to wash in between. The super pliable cutting mats can be useful to put over your cutting board if you are handling raw meat and don’t have a ton of counter space. I sometimes put them over the board, cut up the meat, then remove them and I can move on using the board below for other things without having to wash it right away.  As you finish doing what you need to do to each part, pay attention to what is all going to go to the same place at the same time. If you are going to put your garlic and onion in the pan all at once, they can share a mis en place bowl.  Are you going to add something to something else eventually? Make sure it is in a large enough bowl so you don’t get halfway through pouring and have an, “Oh shit! Splat!” moment.  

 I try to clean up as much as possible as I move along, and I believe it is critical. As long as you are not in a super rush, I suggest cleaning up between prep and cooking, or, getting one of your eaters to start cleaning up while you start cooking.  

Other important components/tips for getting your shit together mis en place:

•         Removing lids and wrappers before you start cooking. Fancy bottles of olive oil are a notorious pain in the ass. I also get irritated by things that when you remove the lid, there is another foil wrapper. Don’t feel bad if you end up violently puncturing said foil wrapper, rage against the packaging is always OK in the kitchen!
•         Uncork bottles of wine. Better yet, buy screw tops!
•          Baking? Take butter/eggs out of the fridge several hours before you start so they are room temp.
•         Buy a garlic press, trust me.
•        Don’t be afraid to pay a little extra for cheese that is already grate or veggies that are already sliced and washed---especially if you are cooking for a crowd, or, just trying to get some chow on the table after work.
•          When the can opener stops working, buy a new one. Don’t f&*% around. Of course, open all canned goods and drain/rinse as appropriate prior to beginning to cook.
•  Target sells little plastic colanders in the dollar section that hold about 2 cups of anything--- beans that need to be drained, fruits and veggies that need to be rinsed--- buy a few of these!
•          Invest in more than one rubber spatula. Williams Sonoma always marks the seasonal color ones down and they are top quality, or, just  go to Ikea.
•         I keep disposable paper bowls around that I sometime use as ingredients holders just to cut back on clean up. I try to avoid this, go green, but for messy ingredients, they can be very helpful.

Last night, I made something that having my mis en place applied to beautifully. Having all my veggies chopped, chicken cubed, cans opened, and seasoning out made this meal even easier than it already was. 

I wanted something homey and full of veg. I am also getting ready to move in about 6 weeks, so I am trying to pick stuff from my pantry that I already have and can use up. I have tons of spices from my trip to Turkey and although most are still vacuum sealed, I knew I had some open chicken seasoning that needed to be used up. Spices are actually not difficult to move, but I had noticed the canister the other day, and was craving something of the Mediterranean persuasion.  I stopped at the terminal on the way home and picked up $1 bags of red peppers and eggplants, as well as a red onion and a lb of boneless, skinless chicken breasts. 

Veg in the pan, ready to tan!

I decided to roast the veg and add them to the stew last minute because why not? I love roasted eggplant and I didn't want to simmer the veg to death. It also made cooking easier because once I had browned the chicken, I was done with any pan frying and I just had to stick the pan of vegetables in the oven while I finished up the sauce and the chicken. Once the sauce was made, the chicken put back in it to cook through, and the veg in the oven, I had about 15 minutes to CTFO. 

This was delicious and I would make it again. I had a carb heavy day so I skipped a starch, like cous cous or crusty bread, but an accompanying grain would've been tasty. I forgot to pick up feta, so I finished it off with some Pecorino Romano and a drizzle of olive oil. 

Mediterranean Chicken Stew (approx 4 servings)

1 red pepper, roughly chopped
1 eggplant, chopped into 1 in cubes
2 cloves of garlic, minced
1 red onion, chopped
1 can crushed tomatoes
1 cup white wine
1 lb chicken (I used boneless skinless breasts, but thighs would be good, or anything bone in)
2 tbs turkish chicken spice
1 tsp red pepper flakes
olive oil
salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Chop and prepare vegetables.  Toss the vegetables with olive oil and season with salt and pepper. Spread over large baking sheet, but don't put it in the oven yet, set it aside.  

If using boneless, skinless breasts, cut into 1 1/2 in cubes. Season generously with salt and pepper and chicken spice. Heat about 1/4 cup of olive oil in skillet over med high heat. Place chicken in pan and stir ~ every 2 minutes, browning it on all sides. Once brown, remove chicken from pan and set aside.

Add onions to the same pan you just cooked the chicken in and season with salt and pepper. Add more oil if necessary.  Once onions begin to brown, add garlic and red pepper flakes, and sautee for about 30 more seconds. Deglaze the pan with the wine, allowing the alcohol to cook off, simmering for about a minute. Add the tomatoes.  Bring sauce to a simmer and place the chicken back in the pan.  Turn the heat to med-low, cover the pan, and put the vegetables in the oven. 

Sauce pool ready for the chicken to dive back in.

Allow the chicken to simmer and the vegetables to roast for about 15-20 minutes. When the vegetables are done, add them to the chicken and the sauce and stir. Let the stew sit for about 5 minutes over low heat to let the sauce seep in. 

Serve stew over top cous cous, or with crusty bread, or by itself with a sprinkle of feta or hard, sharp cheese on top and a drizzle of olive oil. 

om nom nom nom nom

Darr Caesar

Caesar salad is a pretty straightforward food, or at least not one that I would immediately think deserved its own article.  To be honest, the first thing that pops into my head when someone says Caesar salad is a McSalad Shaker. I loved them.  I guess they came out sometime when I was in middle school, and naturally I was easily hooked on creamy dressing and salty shreds of cheese served in a plastic cup.    I think I liked them so much because they were so different than what I was used to in terms of salad. At that point, my twelve year old palette did not fully appreciate the childhood of homemade vinaigrette and fresh croutons, and the novelty of “shaking” my salad overtook any of the culinary merit possessed by the salads I ate at home.

At some point I started reading the nutrition labels on the packets of creamy Caesar and realized that I could not continue my intake of McDonald’s salads if I wanted to live to the age of thirty.  It also helped that good old Ronald discontinued them-- guess he knew what was good for me, too.    Yes, I know there is always a fat-free Italian option, or a lower calorie balsamic, but frankly, they taste like shit.  Furthermore, if you are eating a fast food salad, you need an opaque dressing to hide the sad, lifelessness of the actual salad.   

When I make Caesar salad now, I like to make what is known as “Darr Caesar.” This is the Caesar salad I grew up on at family dinners, full of garlic, sharp cheese, and richness stemming from origins devoid of mayonnaise, chemicals, and artificial flavors.   My mother taught me how to make this, and I think I've got it down.  I would serve this to anyone, even a picky eater.  If it’s “too much” for them, they are weak.

Darr Caesar Salad (serves 4)

Croutons

Baguette, cut up into ½ inch cubes

¼ cup olive oil

Salt & Pepper

How many croutons you make it up to you. I used about 7 inches of baguette for 4 people. I sliced it in half, then cut it into 4 spears lengthwise, and cut up the croutons from there. Toss the croutons with the olive oil, salt, and pepper, spread them out on a baking sheet, and put them in a 400 degree oven for about 12 - 15 minutes.  Watch them, however, as everyone’s oven is a little different. You also may want to give them a stir part-way through. Mine came out with a slight chew at 12 minutes, which I like.

Dressing

1 clove of garlic, minced (put it through a garlic press if you have one)

½ cup olive oil

Juice of half a lemon

½ tsp of black pepper

Couple shakes of Worchestire sauce (optional)

Whisk all these ingredients together.  You may want to add more lemon juice, depending on how juicy the lemon is. I might hold off until the end, however, as you can always add it after you toss the salad.

The Rest of the Salad

3 hearts of romaine, chopped, washed, and dried

1 cup shredded Pecorino Romano (I love Pecorino de Cacio from Whole Foods, always have a wedge in the fridge)

Toss all the ingredients together in a large bowl.  I usually need to add a little more olive oil, lemon juice, or a few extra dashes of Worchestire sauce. It all depends, just add what you like to taste, and keep in mind you can always add more, but you can’t take away. I always add some fresh cracked black pepper, too.  Be prepared to taste garlic possibly even after you brush your teeth the night you eat this, and possibly even detect hints of it the next morning. 

Pan Frying 101

When I cook, I tend to do a lot of things in a big pot or 9x13 pan. I often default to this because if I am entertaining, I want to spend time entertaining and not stressing about last minute searing or pan sauce. If I am just cooking for myself, I do a lot of things that take about 15 minutes max to prep a cook-- a piece of filet, an omelet, stir-fry---but once there are numbers involved I start thinking about what I can prep ahead and just stick in the oven, or stir occasionally.   

If you're too busy doing last minute prep, you miss chz plates like this!

The thing is, some of the best flavors come from pan frying. One of my favorite meals from my childhood is pork or chicken cutlets, covered in Italian breadcrumbs, pan-fried (with a side of applesauce).  My mother would make them once every couple weeks and she always says, "it made everyone happy". 

I also have lots of bad memories of pan-frying from when I was learning to cook, college in particular.  Lots of smells of burning, cutlets sticking to and ultimately ruining pans, and biting into raw centers. I've learned however, that as long as you use ENOUGH oil/butter, shake off the excess flour/egg/breadcrumbs, keep the pan hot---but not too hot, pan-frying doesn't have to be so scary, and the results are delicious!

I saw this recipe in Saveur and knew I had to make it.  The picture was beautiful, displaying perfect golden brown crust, and the accompanying article talked about eating this at some cozy restaurant in Switzerland, so I was easily sold. It just seemed so comforting, and with the awful chill and grayness that dominated last week, it was the perfect weeknight treat. 

Beautiful Gold Crust!

The recipe in Saveur said 4 oz of meat per person, so I got a pound of pork chops for 4 people.  The butcher sliced them in half for me, to make them thinner and more like a cutlet, and I stamped them out from there. I don't have a meat tenderizer, so I just beat the shit out of them with a rolling pin (I put the meat between wax paper). I got them down to about a 1/4 of an inch each.  I suggest doing this after a long day at work if you're looking for therapy that doesn't have a $30 co-pay.

Ham and Chz Goodness

Cordon Bleu, serves 4

1 lb. pork cutlets (or chicken)

4 slices Emmantaler cheese

4 piece of thinly sliced ham

1 cup flour

1 cup panko bread crumbs

2 eggs, beaten

1/2 cup oil

1/2 stick butter

Stamp out cutlets to 1/4 inch thick. Season cutlets generously with salt and pepper. Place cheese and ham in middle of cutlet and roll it up. You could just place the ham and cheese on one side, then fold the cutlet in half; or put the ham and cheese in the center, and fold the cutlet it thirds like a bath towel. Set up your flour, beaten eggs, and bread crumbs in three plates or bowls. Coat the cutlet in flour, and shake off excess. Then, dip the cutlet it the egg, and shake off the excess again. Finally, coat the egged and floured cutlet (sort of like tarred and feathered) in bread crumbs.  It is important to shake off the excess at all stages, but also make sure you are evenly coating the whole piece of meat with all parts.  I did all of this ahead of time before I went over to S's house so I wouldn't make a total mess of her kitchen.

Heat up the butter and oil in a frying pan over med-high heat. You know your stovetop better than I do, so use you judgement on what temp level you need to set to get the oil/butter hot enough to fry in. I test the heat by dipping a corner of whatever I'm frying into the oil as I think it's ready. When I hear the crackle, I know it's ready. Fry the cutlets for about 5 minutes on each side. I went back and flipped them again after the first 5 on each side to even up the browning because the heat wasn't exactly distributed through the pan and both sides ended up with a side that got less browned. Frying probably took about 12-14 minutes. 

Serve the cutlets with a lemon wedge.  We served ours with a nice green salad and a wild rice pilaf. T fashioned the salad and S made the pilaf. The pilaf was fantastic, and the simple greens complemented the entire meal perfectly. 

The Final Plate!

Beef Stout Stew

I was lucky enough to celebrate my first St. Patrick’s day in about five years this past weekend in Philadelphia. Although I have loved traveling to exotic locations like Norfolk, VA and watching or playing in women’s lacrosse games these past five years while all my “normal” friends got to don green and go cray, I had high expectations for this weekend’s festivities.   Thank you, City of Philadelphia for not disappointing.

I’m pretty sure every meal I consumed from Friday – Sunday night had some alcoholic component. Whether it was the Irish coffee blondies I snacked on, or the actual Irish coffee I poured myself Saturday morning, I felt obligated to pay homage to my Irish heritage by including booze in my food and beverage intake at all times.  Wary of completely forgoing food for drink in my cultural pursuit, I eyed up St. Patrick’s Day recipes all week and saw dozens for stout stew.

As luck would have it, my college friend, B, came to town and left me with a 4-pack of some powerful stout, Absolut Truth. I decided on a Lamb Stout Stew recipe from Martha Stewart, and ended up making Beef Stout stew because Whole Foods was out of lamb. I also did not follow Martha’s recipe exactly, sorry BBG, but used it as a guide.

This stew was great because it all happened in one pot/one bowl. The only chopping I had to do was trimming some of the fat off the meat and slicing the garlic. I bought a pack of sliced baby bellas to throw in at the end, but that never happened. I think carrots would be good in this as well. I added the potatoes at the beginning, sort of afraid they would get mushy after 2 hrs in the oven, but they were fine!

I really would like to try this with lamb. I would also really like it if someone would buy me a 5 qt dutch oven (in some shade of bright blue, preferably) so I can use it for recipes like this.  The stew could be served over egg noodles, or just with hunks of brown bread. We ended up putting it over Colcannon, because T&C had made a huge pot of it for a party they hosted Saturday, and there was a lot left. Plain mash would be delightful as well!

Sláinte!

Beef Stout Stew  (at least 5 hearty portions)

2 lbs stew beef

¼ cup flour

1 can tomato paste

1 bag frozen pearl onions, thawed

1 lb new potatoes (the cute little golden ones)

1 bag green peas (I like the petit pois), thawed

1 bottle stout beer

2 cups beef broth

6 cloves garlic, sliced

1 tbs dried thyme

2 bay leaves

Preheat oven to 350. Trim excess fat from beef and season beef with salt and pepper. Toss beef with flour, and then mix in entire can of tomato paste.  Put beef mixture in Dutch oven and pour bottle of stout and beef broth over top.  Add garlic, thyme, bay leaves, potatoes and onions, and stir. Bring to a boil over med-high heat, stirring occasionally.  Once a boil has been reached, cover, and bake in oven for at least 2 hours, or until fork tender. Serve over mashed potatoes, egg noodles, or with hunks of brown bread.